Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Bump Blog 3:15 weeks

So all ive done today (and partially last night) was lay in bed in my pajamas and watch true blood. So considering i just moved to another house and the weather has been really how would you say? Shitty. So at this time and moment we have no waterworks and its cold! So as you can assume, i am in bed still. Yes i am still in my pajamas and yes i am typing this up on my laptop. Anyways, im really debating on weather or not im gonna get out of bed and get dressed. Because i know i have stuff i really need to do. Like fill out some helpful paperwork. But....i still wanna stay in bed. Well anyways Since i have a headache i really dont want to do anything, but that wouldnt be productive right? So that being the case, i will just have to tell you about how yesterday was since i havent done anything today. So I finally get out of my house to go see my sister and her kids. Lets just say theyre less than tolerable. Anyways reason why I was over there was to just tag along with my boyfriend to help her get some tv's. What i wanna know is why the hell is it always my toes that freeze the fastest? And its not pleasant, them bastards burn! So as im bitching about cold feet we pass by a club, ive heard of it before but didnt know exactly where it was. This however lead to some jokes that i really dont do well with due to past events. My sister says to my boyfriend "No! you stay away from there i dont wanna have to deal with that shit!" With me in the backseat...i get PISSED. I really dont want to remember the past. So as we get closer to home my boyfriend decides to say "im gonna get punched for that arent i?" Well considering i was sitting right behind him, i wanted to do just more than punch him. I wanted to punch him so hard in the back of the head it touches his forehead and choke him!

People I Want To punch:
Women who think its ok to be a stripper while theyre pregnant. Not just at the early stage but the big, about to pop stage of pregnancy. Its just degrading. Plus youre about to be a fucking parent why on earth would you want to be a bad begginers role model for your child? Everytime I see these people i want to punch you! I personally think you shouldnt be alowed to be a stripper while pregnant. And yes i said stripper not dancer. Because stripper is the right word for it than dancer.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Bump Blog 2

Ive come to the conclusion that my horoscopes are only half true. Like today for example, it had said i would be emotionally edgy and overreact about everything! Especially dreams. But....i havent had bad dreams lately. Only one of a serious misfortunate event while i was away at my dads house, but other than that i sleep peacefully. So i dont think my edgyness comes from bad dreams but more from pregnancy. Gah! i have something to blame my bad behavior on..tee hee! But seriously i cant be all bad, well not all the time anyhow because if i was bad all the time i couldnt constantly blame pregnancy for my issues. So for now ill only be half evil and brat-like. That way i can still blame it on the bump. Hahahaha! You know same thing goes for sleeping. I do sleep but im not sure if i get enough. Books that ive read constantly say you need to take naps...well thing is i cant nap in a house thats empty (Damn you phobia!) Ooooh! random thought!...expecting mothers or proud moms, what was your biggest craving you had for something you wanted all the time? I dont understand why but mine is white cheddar flavored popcorn. Is that weird? Or can i get away with that because im pregnant?

People I (really really) Want To Punch:
You know i try hard to keep close friends but when you try to get ahold of them through comments or messages and they a) ignore me. or B) delete my comment. That is the kind of friend I want to punch in the face! i was there for you for everything and you decide you want to ignore me? Not only do i want to punch you in the face but add "Fuck you and have a nice day" at the end it.

(Just A Random) People I want To punch

Technically its not a person but more of a social network. FACEBOOK. I hate how its moody urgh! its worse than me on a bad day! I am trying to check my messages and it wont let me. Its just fucking iritating! If you were indeed a person, facebook, id gladly punch you in the jaw. But since you are a social network and not a person i am just shit out of luck then. One day i will get you!

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Bump Blog 1 :14 weeks 6 days

Well i would've gotten to start this blog sooner but the internet at where i was SUCK! With a capitol "S". So i am 14 weeks pregnant and its not as bad as i would think it would be, the only thing i hate about it is the ability to smell everything 20 times better than i did before i became mommy-to-be. Actually i think i should make a list of the things that have changed that make me go "grr"

1)Extreme hormonal surge. (or better known as acne)
2)Morning sickness that isnt really sickness...(the stupid puke thats only stomach acid)
3)Mood swings
4)that thing where you can smell yourself like badly. not saying i stink just saying i can smell myself.
5)Cravings! god those are evil!!!!! i have never wanted fruit this much in my life! hell i recall never eating the whole apple in my life or bananas for that matter. but my thing has been oranges! they are the best medicine :)

People I Want To Punch:
people who tell me i shouldnt be excited about my pregnancy. C'mon!!!! its my first baby of course im excited! theres no need to feel ashamed in my oppinion. Im gonna show sooner or later so whats the point in being ashamed about it!?!?